i rebalance my carbon footprint with perfidy and the souls of defiled little boys.

i pander to core consumers with raught iron juggling balls and slouchy, white patent leather. what do we do?

perferation perferation perferation.

am i spam yet daddy?

i sense a disturbance in the force.

i am only happy when it rains.

if only it was yesterday

this post is a real vent

green, but black.

my lifestyle is sustainabily ethical.

i am taking action, i am making a difference.

i am saving the world one latte at time.

i am blogger, hear me post.

this post is pathetic

holy fuck, they have organic wool now? i wonder what the carbon footprint is?

han solo will crush you.

this post challenges assumptions.

this post makes netart

this post needs moar mudkipz

i like stupid youtube videos.

this blog is still like totally high brow.

i will headbutt you in the cock with my large forhead.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLUeSf86v1E

future heros of cat and girl

boring

over the past months hal turner has been the innocent target of hate crimes.

hal is a white supremacist and a notable public figure . he is one of those insane nigger killer, jewish overlord guys, as opposed to a nice, placid nazi. hal did bad things to nice people, and has/had a shitty cyber-radio show, which he used to spread hate and lies and other things which people who pen hideous run on sentences do.

unfortunately for hal, ebaums world and other valiant cyber warriors sallied forth from their cyber citadels to unclog the tubes. this involved a bunch of shit with like cyber-rape*, cyber- war, internet websites, vampire raep, and the jew. ( this was around christmas for those of us who were not really fucking drunk.). i think there was some prank calls too, but most of them where shit. and people might have sent him some boxes/pizzas/free lube but that was mostly just lies(hal) and people pretending to be internet heroes (/i/). hal became butthurt and pretended he had caught one of the people who defiled his pristine white show with filthy spic lies. hal is filled lies and hate and cute nazi kittens.

this unfortunate confluence of events caused hal to run out of bandwidth. this bandwidth cost hal like a billion dollars, because jews control all the world. hal was unable to pay his data center bills and got his ass kicked to the datacurb by the jewish blacks who control our lives. also, death threats.

hal admitted defeat (see the faggory daggory do encyclopedia). justice was served and the black jews were free to further their zionist agenda in peace…

in cyber-reality hal was plotting his revenge; he was preparing to get justice the american way: FRIVOLOUS LITIGATION !!!. hal being totally innocent and loved by the legal system decided to sue the people who had brought him so much e-pain. in a quest for yet more american justice this lawsuit lives on in harmony with the archives of death threats and plots to kill government figures with ex-soviet war planes. (also to add delicious irony, the case will be heard by a jewish judge)

thats all the good stuff really, although some canadian pedophile leet hax ed his domain. these hax are fail because they redirect to 420chan.

*100000 times worse than IRL rape; just ask youtube.

also, if anyone wants the lolsuit pdf contact me somehow and i will send you a copy.

and this guy has some calls he made to hal, which might interest you, seeing as you could be bothered reading this far.(or you just skipped to the bottom, what ever.)

this newspaper has the real (if somewhat clueless) version of events. also worth checking out for the badass photo of hal with a cigar.

sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 20mins ago:

plasticity

leverage

edge compitencies

long tail

widget

tags | tagcloud

network | post-network

social

peer production

user generated content | ugc | user created content

viral(s) | viral funpacks

ajax

blog | blogosphere

value creation

crowdsourcing

creative

disruptive

adwords | google ads

podcast

value chain | atomizing value chain

on rails

useablitly

so yeah, hal turner.

this post makes art

jopid\anmslkd

i like cats

this post lacks authenticity.

long live long is dead is dead long live long live is dead

this blog is gay 4 your blog

this is second life. it is made of furries and lag.

this is a video.  it is important because it is video.

i am part of a some shitty consumer revoultion where the consumer rises up and buys more shit because this video post did not kill any trees.

ong, is that some green? please allow me to bathe in spelling errors and fair trade pain, while saving the poor from additional pylons.

wow